Baby clothes designers:

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures) 03/16/2020 at 09:04 • Filed to: None

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“Parents of infants are often up in the middle of the night and sometimes there’s literal poop involved. How can we simplify their lives?”

“I dunno, buttons, maybe? But how many?”

“We need a shit-ton of them! As tiny and fiddly as possible."

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/16/2020 at 09:41

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Snaps, dammit. Gimme the snaps!

ttyymmnn > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/16/2020 at 09:48

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Snaps are better than buttons, but those pull-over-the-big-baby-head designs are awesome. I can’t remember how many times my boys woke up with their sleepers snapped all wrong because I was only semi-coherent at 3 am. 

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > ttyymmnn 03/16/2020 at 09:54

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I’m team zipper, all the way. The ones that unzip from the foot are ideal.

I'm not sure we personally have ever bought infant clothes for either of our kids. They're all hand-me-downs or gifts. It's basically onesie roulette.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > haveacarortwoorthree2 03/16/2020 at 09:54

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Nope, zipper!

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > haveacarortwoorthree2 03/16/2020 at 10:02

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...velcro? 

WilliamsSW > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/16/2020 at 10:04

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Yes!  They should unzip from the foot, not the chest.  

Future next gen S2000 owner > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/16/2020 at 10:07

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Aren’t all onesie in a perpetual onesie roullette? I don’t think I bought any ones new.

Future next gen S2000 owner > ttyymmnn 03/16/2020 at 10:08

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I’ve realized almost all onesie can be slipped over the shoulders and down the body. Reduces baby parts that get covered in poop.

ttyymmnn > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/16/2020 at 10:11

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It’s a losing battle.

God, I love this ad.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 03/16/2020 at 10:21

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Velcro is too noisy for middle of the night changes when you are trying not to wake up the spouse/other kids/dogs. 

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/16/2020 at 10:22

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Had too many times where that damn zipper tab gets caught in the fabric when it is down.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > haveacarortwoorthree2 03/16/2020 at 10:39

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While this is true it is also ideal  for half-asleep people to open and close. I think there are silent velros in development/in use in military applications.

Brickman > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/16/2020 at 11:05

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Magnetic closure. Baby sticks to fridge and now you know where they are :)

j/k

AfromanGTO > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/16/2020 at 11:57

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Can confirm all of those little buttons suck. But get the ones that cover the legs and feet. That way you don’t worry about loosing tiny socks.

Manny05x > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/16/2020 at 12:25

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I hate the buttons i would literally argue with the wife when she put the clothes with the thousand buttons.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 03/16/2020 at 12:25

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I love it - Stealth Babies!

And I’m not saying the snaps always get resnapped properly in the middle of the night, but the job gets done. lol